The Function presents

Upcoming events

SPECIAL EVENTS

Christmas Bar Pop-Up DEC 2024
Frosty's Boozy Wonderland
w/ 12 Holiday Cocktails
No Scrubs '90s Hip Hop Party
THIS Saturday, December 7th at 10p
HEADLINER: Niles Abston
Dec. 13-14 / FX's Dave | Comedy Central | Netflix is a Joke
New Year's Eve Comedy Bash
December 31st - 7p + 8:45p Shows

Every Monday

NFL / Monday Night Football
Doors 5pm / Happy Hour 'til 6:30pm - FREE w/ RSVP
Hayes Valley Comedy Night
Two Shows - 7p + 8:45p
Rising Stars Late Night Open Mic
10p

Every Tuesday

Election Night Watch Party
THIS Tuesday, Nov. 5 / 4p - Late - FREE w/ RSVP
+ HAPPY HOUR ALL NIGHT
Laugh GPT: AI-Powered Comedy Show
Two Shows - 7p + 8:45p
"Proving Grounds" Heckle Open Mic
10p

Every Wednesday

Comedy Trivia Night (WIN PRIZES!)
6:30p - Arrive early for best seats / Teams up to 6
Comedians with Criminal Records
Two Shows - 7p + 8:45p
Rising Stars Mixed Open Mic
10p

Every Thursday

Black Laughs Matter
Two Shows - 7p + 8:45p
Laughter Hours
10p

Every Friday

HEADLINER: Brian Babylon
Nov. 8-9 / Hannibal Buress' Int'l Opener + Co-Headliner STROY MOYD
Rush Hour Comedy Night
Three Shows: 7p + 9p + 10:15p Showtimes
Friday Night Spotlight Mixed Open Mic
11:30p

Every Saturday

Crazy Funny Asians
Three Shows: 7p + 9p + 10:15p Showtimes
Saturday Night "Laugh Lab"
THIS Saturday, December 7th at 8:45p
No Scrubs '90s Hip Hop Party
THIS Saturday, December 7th at 10p

Every Sunday

Hella Desi Comedy Night
Two Shows: 7p + 8:45p
Rising Stars Mixed Open Mic
10pm
Hella Desi Comedy Night
Two Shows: 7p + 8:45p
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FULL bar Lounge

Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials

Dance floor

Electric atmosphere, cozy seating arrangements

COMEDY EVERY NIGHT

Enjoy a 70-90 minute show with 4-5 comics

Who we are

About us

Step into a world of hilarity and luxury at the newest addition to the city's comedy scene - a chic, upscale comedy club boasting avant-garde decor and a roster of top-notch comedians. Situated in the heart of Hayes Valley in San Francisco, this dynamic BLACK OWNED comedy club is poised to redefine entertainment with its electric atmosphere, top-notch talent lineup, adorned with colorful murals, cozy seating arrangements, and a stage that beckons performers to unleash their comedic prowess..

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A vibrant addition to the city's entertainment scene, where laughter reigns supreme and every night is a celebration of fun.

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